[Yeah, no. Those chairs can go fuck themselves to be honest -
And he might've been a little teary when the lights go back on, but can you really blame him? That was a terrible experience!!
Either way, it's getting wiped off by his sleeve.]

Thank goodness; I was almost worried the whole thing was going to collapse...
I'm not really strong enough to pull anyone out of a wreckage, you know?

A-and, er...
As a friend, I can ask you to keep a secret, yes?

[Please don't tell anyone he talks like a country bumpkin Trucy, it'll ruin his sexy, urban image...!!]